Can i have it please?

This guy is the definition of an insane mind. Why? You might ask. Well maybe its because of the fact this dude broke his finger and instead of trying to get it repaired with surgery he just said “Chop it off im not going to stop playing” (that’s not a direct quote). Well why would I write about this hmm? Maybe it’s the fact this guy is my hero he is what I want to be someone who will just chop off a finger and keep going. I am thinking about calling the hospital where he had the surgery and asking if I can have his finger. Is that insane? I sure hope so. What am I going to do with this finger? Well let’s see I could put it on my head and say I am a unicorn. I could also Mount it and put it on my cars dashboard. But what I WILL do if I get it is every morning for breakfast I will take my cheese shredder and shred off a little bit of his finger onto my food.



Rejoice I have found an insane mind