HUGE NEWS

Four cheerleaders are dead, yes very sad for them but not the point. The point is why do you care more then 4 Goth kids offing themselves. Well most likely because you don’t get off to the Goth kids and the Goth kids aren’t as pretty so let’s not show a picture of them.

OK sorry for that lets go onto a more serious subject. Earlier tonight some jackass decided to drive through my family’s property for the second time. Do I know these people? No. so what to do? I decided on the simple approach grabbed some hobos off the street gave them some automatic weapons and shot the hell out of the car the bastards drove onto my property.


Now you must excuse me I have to make arrangements for my uncles funeral……………………my bad.