Tuesday, September 9, 2008

STOP TEEN PREGNANCY

Teen pregnancy is on the rise so the voices and I wonder what the cause of it was.

I think the cause is the fact that many families are lazy and expect the schools to do all the sex education for them.

The voices being their normal weird self don’t agree with me they think the cause of so many pregnant teens is the fact that aliens abduct the girls and impregnate them with alien offspring.

Now that I think about it the voices may be right. But that’s not the point of this post; the point is how to stop this increasing trend of pregnant teens. It is so simple duct tape. You duct tape girls legs together till they are 18 or 21 depending on the state, and then problem solved no more pregnant teens.



Oh what about when they have to go to the bathroom? Well simple solution you just stick a vacuum up whatever hole you need to and suck everything out.

TA DA problem solved I swear you people need to smarten up if humans are going to advance.


Ok the voice and I are going to try out our new vacuum………………on our dog (human testing is just wrong)

8 Voices:

Matthew Howard said...

That's pretty funny. In all honesty one of the main problems though is because no one teaches these kids right. They try to tell them it's evil and don't do it. Like on Family Guy. Also you can join D.A.D.D. Dads Against Daughters Dating.

Ashley Smith said...

There needs to be sex education in all schools. And the PTA needs to support this.

Dan da Man said...

Or Valash you can follow Palin and not teach sex ed and just teach Abstinence

Matthew Howard said...

And that right there is the problem Dan da Man. That right there is the root of the evil.

Dan da Man said...

But Joe we must make everyone believe what the bible says it’s not like this country was based on freedom of religion or something

MissMP said...

Dan, you should be president.

Dan da Man said...

But then people wouldn’t be able to complain about the government

Anonymous said...

Good post.